Aha! There’s the Culprit!

*sniff* *sniff* Hey, what’s that beguiling aroma of fat and salt and nitrites wafting across the sidewalk that little old me is just trying to navigate home?

There you are! I see you sitting there on your deck with your grill acting all innocent! I know what you want! You want me to fail in my diet! You want me to go buy up all the hot dogs at Stop & Shop, roast them, and devour them all in an orgiastic rout of self-dissolution! Well it won’t work!

I am going to exercise.

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